If History was Business

Berlin, Germany - A new computer company has been quickly taking over the European computer market starting this past summer. Mien Comp, a fast growing electronics company based in Berlin has already gained access in the Italian and Japanese markets. Through a recent blitz of mergers and acquisitions, most notably Poland's largest electronics manufacture in Warsaw and France's Dido systems, Mien Comp has become the largest force in computing power in Europe.

"We saw a lot of resistance at first" said Joe Goebbels, Mien Comp's Director of Public Relations. "People really wanted to stick with their old systems, but once they saw how quick and powerful our product is, people quickly joined our camp."

Despite their success in western Europe, Mien Comp has been having issues penetrating the Eastern European markets.

"Efforts to penetrate Russia's market started off strong but now are stallin' " said Goebbels. "We didn't expect such a cold reception or major technical issues when we launched our second line of computer systems. We've sent out our Engineering Systems Emergency Staff to Russia to deal with the firewall issues. We hope the ESES will quickly resolve the issue."

Mien Comp's president and founder was very excited by the progression of his company.

"My plans have worked out exactly how I dictated them" said the glowing leader. "There were a lot of inferior brands in the race for best computer in Europe. Mien Comp, pure and simply is the best brand out there. "

The founder also spoke of Mien Comp's early marketing blunders, such as hiring O.J. Simpson as their spokesperson in the mid 90's.

"The Juice caused all of our problems. We didn't know the Juice was a back-stabbing, un-trustworthy person that would ruin our company's pure image. I made the executive decision to remove the Juice."

Mien Comps quick invasion of the European markets have caught the eye of American and British companies who are sure to try to stop Mien Comp's march toward world domination in the computer industry.

"We didn't harbor bad feelings against Mien Comp until their Japanese subsidiary under-cut us back in December" said Unified Systems of America President Frank Roosevelt. "We plan on shipping our product to Japan as soon as possible and merging with Brittan's RAF industries to take back our share of the world market."

Mien Comp's CEO did not seem too scared by the threats from the now allied USA and RAF stating, "I've drawn a line, Kammhuber if you dare"

The World Wide Internet Innovation conference in Normandy this June is going to be all-out war as both sides reveal their best and newest product lines.

"On June 4th, they're going down" said Roosevelt. To which Mien Comp's CEO retorted, "Not going to happen, not in a thousand years".